Humor - Everything Retirement
Professor Stone Oakley
Research Triangle
Raleigh, NC
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Professor Stone Oakley is a seasoned expert on 55+ communities, with over 20 years of experience in the field. As an author and advisor on Retirenet.com, he combines deep knowledge of active adult living with a passion for helping retirees find their perfect home. Known for his insightful articles and practical advice, Professor Oakley offers valuable guidance on lifestyle, amenities, and community culture. His work empowers individuals to make informed decisions for their retirement lifestyle.
Snow No More: How Moving South Can Melt Your Winter Blues
Tired of shoveling snow and bundling up? Moving south offers warm weather, outdoor living, and year-round sunshine. Say goodbye to winter blues and hello to flip-flops, BBQs, and stress-free living. Explore southern 55+ communities on Retirenet.com today.
Gambling Your Golden Years Away: Because Retirement Isn’t Risky Enough
Explore the "thrills" of gambling in retirement as a questionable yet entertaining alternative to safe financial planning. Why enjoy your savings slowly when you could bet it all at once? A humorous take on the riskiest hobby for your golden years.
The 55+ Gossip Network: Where News Travels Faster than Golf Carts
Discover the secret world of gossip in a 55+ community, where no shuffleboard game or pickleball match goes without speculation. From morning coffee meet-ups to HOA drama, it's a humorous and sarcastic look at the rumors that keep things interesting.
Ten Reasons Why You Definitely Should NOT Buy a Home in a 55+ Community
Tired of peace, quiet, and endless amenities? Professor Stone Oakley humorously breaks down why buying a home in a 55+ community is absolutely terrible—for those who loathe comfort, convenience, and happiness, of course.
Love is in the Air (and the HOA Meetings): A Guide to Romance in a 55+ Community
Love in a 55+ community comes with its own quirks—pickleball court meet-cutes, romantic early bird specials, and golf cart rides into the sunset. From fixing Wi-Fi to navigating the HOA, this sarcastic guide to senior romance shows how love can still bloo
Still Behind the Wheel at 55+: Look Out, World!
Driving at 55+ means navigating a new world of traffic circles, GPS "advice," and blinkers that are optional. With a snarky take, this article dives into the quirks of driving later in life, poking fun at the "joys" of aging on the road.
Pickleball: The Sport That’s Taking the 55+ World by Storm (and Knees)
Pickleball has become the ultimate sport in 55+ communities, blending light exercise with fierce competition and plenty of laughs. Learn why this quirky game, a mix of tennis and ping pong, has retirees everywhere grabbing their paddles and joining in!
Living the Dream: The Realities of Life on a Golf Course
Living on a golf course seems idyllic, but it comes with some quirky challenges: rogue golf balls crashing into windows, uninvited golfers in your backyard, and 5:30 AM lawnmower wake-up calls. It’s a unique lifestyle full of charm—and surprises!
Surviving the 'Terror' of Moving to a 55+ Community
Scared to sell your house and move to a 55+ community? Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world (or maybe it is?). Discover a sarcastic and humorous guide to embracing the move, downsizing, and enjoying life. Spoiler: it's not that bad. Just do it!
Tech vs. Tradition: The Battle Over Texting, Email, FaceTime
In 55+ communities, the divide between tech-savvy texters and tradition-loving callers is real. From texting etiquette mishaps to FaceTime fiascos, we explore the humor and frustration that come with embracing modern technology in retirement life.
The 55+ Community Olympics: Lawn Chairs, Pickleball, Bingo, and Golf Cart Races
The 55+ Community Olympics are here! From lawn chair endurance to pickleball and golf cart races, this year’s competitors are bringing their A-game. Get ready for hilarious antics, epic wins, and the fiercest bingo battles you’ve ever seen!
Arizona’s Dry Heat: The Roasting Truth
Arizona’s dry heat is no joke, but it’s a small price to pay for breathtaking views, vibrant 55+ communities, and endless outdoor activities. Retirees love Arizona for its sunny days, low cost of living, and scenic beauty—making it one of the top retireme
Why Every State Needs to Slap Its Name on a Sunroom
Sunrooms are out, and state-branded rooms are in! Florida has the "Florida room," and now North Carolina’s got its own twist. Discover how every state is putting their own stamp on the classic sunroom and why naming your glassed-in porch just got competit
Why 55+ Communities Are Perfect for Single People
Thinking of moving to a 55+ community as a single person? Here's a sarcastic take on why you'll absolutely love trading your independence and freedom for bingo nights, nosy neighbors, and "endless" dating options. Spoiler: it's as "great" as it sounds.
